Two Decades Down

I started into my third decade of life today, which is a scary thought. My birthday can be surmized by a series of phrases, like church, Taco Bell, Aqua Teen, and Graeters. Rather then detailing the events of the past few minutes, for the sake of modesty and mixed company, allow me to quote Dan DeWitt: "What happens in Carver, stays in Carver."

Happy birthday to me.